DayName = new Array(7)
DayName[0] = "Nieśmierdziela"
DayName[1] = "Pośmierdziałek "
DayName[2] = "Fetorek "
DayName[3] = "Śmroda "
DayName[4] = "Czadek "
DayName[5] = "Prątek "
DayName[6] = "Syfota "
MonthName = new Array(12)
MonthName[0] = "strycznia "
MonthName[1] = "lutawego "
MonthName[2] = "garca "
MonthName[3] = "kwiecienia "
MonthName[4] = "majca "
MonthName[5] = "czerpca "
MonthName[6] = "lipieca "
MonthName[7] = "sierpca "
MonthName[8] = "wieśnia "
MonthName[9] = "paździerzownika "
MonthName[10] = "liściopada "
MonthName[11] = "grudzienia "
function getDateStr(){
	var Today = new Date()
	var WeekDay = Today.getDay()
	var Month = Today.getMonth()
	var Day = Today.getDate()
	var Year = Today.getYear()
	if(Year <= 99)
	Year += 1900
	return DayName[WeekDay] + "<br><font color=yellow> " + Day + " " + MonthName[Month] + "<font color=yellow> " + Year}

document.write("<font color=yellow>" + getDateStr())